ChimpGPT
ChimpGPT
On-demand monkeys with typewriters, ready to write... something.
Coming Soon: MONK·E
On-demand monkeys with typewriters, ready to write... something.
Coming Soon: MONK·E
Enter ChimpGPT - a playful revolution on a mission to saturate the world with the charm of monkey-generated text.
No longer confined to the constraints of human logic, ChimpGPT unlocks a new frontier of creativity, turning routine tasks into opportunities for brilliance.
Say goodbye to the era of predictability - ChimpGPT is here to redefine the very essence of online interaction.
A simple REST API, so you can seamlessly integrate monkey authored text into your application.
99.9999% availability; we've perfected the art of keeping monkeys entertained at typewriters, by ethical means!
Every monkey text is provided in a JWT, cryptographically signed by us, so you can prove it was written by a real monkey.
24/7 coverage - we have monkeys around the globe, so you can get new monkey text night and day.
Looking to inject a dose of unpredictability and creativity into your screenplays? Look no further! ChimpGPT is your secret weapon for crafting scenes that stand out and scripts that leave a lasting impression.
Experience instant issue resolution and personalized support 24/7. ChimpGPT is the key to efficiency, satisfaction, and unmatched customer delight.
Deliver personalized campaigns and targeted messaging effortlessly. ChimpGPT ensures a dynamic and engaging customer experience, driving results and boosting brand affinity.
Unlock the power of your data with ChimpGPT. From insightful reports to actionable recommendations, ChimpGPT ensures precision and clarity, making your data work for you.
Outsource with confidence for top-tier solutions. ChimpGPT ensures precision, innovation, and seamless project delivery, empowering your business for success.
Unleash the creative chaos of ChimpGPT as your autonomous vehicle's guide. Let the whimsical keystrokes of our monkeys navigate you on a journey where every turn is an unpredictable adventure in language and motion.
Is all of the text returned by ChimpGPT's API really generated by real monkeys?
Yes, well, actually some of it is written by apes, but most people don't know the difference.
Is there a guarantee that the monkeys won't start typing Shakespearean sonnets?
We can't make any promises. Monkeys have a flair for the dramatic.
How quickly are your monkey texts generated?
For each request made to our API, a monkey is given up to 10 seconds to write a response.
Do you just store the texts written by monkeys and serve them from the ChimpGPT API one at a time?
No, your request goes through to a live monkey who writes out a fresh response in realtime.
Do the monkeys take breaks?
Monkey welfare is at the heart of our business. Each of our monkeys works a maximum of 40 hours per week, with a 15 minute break for every 2 hours worked.
Do you feed the monkeys bananas?
Bananas aren't actually very healthy for monkeys. We keep our monkeys well fed with a mixed diet that emulates what they'd find in the wild.
Can I request a specific monkey to write my text?
Sorry, we can't accommodate specific monkey requests. We're yet to perfect the art of predicting their schedules.
Can I ask a monkey to write about a specific topic?
Asking a monkey to stick to a specific topic is like trying to teach a fish algebra—it might be entertaining, but it's not going to go anywhere. Embrace the chaos.
What if I don't like the text generated by a monkey?
If you're not satisfied with any given monkey text, you can just as easily request a new one.
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